i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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