i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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