Taylor Swift is so right about you.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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