he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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