Those balls look pretty dangerous.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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