Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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