i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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