After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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