I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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