Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
what is it with giant penises always finding me
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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