you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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