Jerry, you need to find god
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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