I just saw a hot homeless man
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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