Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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