YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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