Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
