Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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