was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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