I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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