how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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