I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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