It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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