you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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