whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize