North Korea, Best Korea!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
as a side note pls kill me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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