There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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