when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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