I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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