yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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