Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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