Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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