About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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