so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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