You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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