Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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