Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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