Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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