Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
