these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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