when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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