i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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