there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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