I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
where are you?
Hypothermia
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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