mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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