Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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