i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize