The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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