Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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