Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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