Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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