rhymes with "ouble enetration"
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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