Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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