1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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