We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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