think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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