all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
