like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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